Malam Where Do Indie Zombie Nudists Keep Their Hankies? @ Barsonic, KL, MY, 24 Apr

Wed, 22/04/09 - 14:24PM | Filed in blog by thivy | Views: 335 | Comments: 1

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We just received this amusing e-mail in our inbox today from our friends at Twilight Actiongirl...

"Hello TAGers,

This week we have cili padi bass-humping slash human dynamo Ginette from Beat! Singapore in Barsonic. Irreverent political satire masquerading as event copy below:-

TWILIGHT ACTIONGIRL presents:
Ginette (Beat!)
April 24, 10pm
BarSonic, Zouk KL
Free admission for indie nudists and zombies

HAVE you ever wondered just what it is that other people get up to in bed after a TAG night out, or why it is that some rakyat indie are kinkier than others? Well, worry no more. MALAM WHERE DO INDIE ZOMBIE NUDISTS KEEP THEIR HANKIES? has the answer to every question you could ever have imagined, and quite a few more besides. Including:
* Is there a Brazilian bikini wax detector at BarSonic?
* Do top-shelf magazines discriminate against short Taggers?
* How many meat-eating lelaki lembut do you need to change a light-bulb?
* Does the etiquette of swinging extend to asking your mate's girlfriend if she'll iron your shirt?
* Do Penjara Kajang jailbirds make better lovers?
* Why is it called the TAG position?
* The word REMPIT was coined by a skinny Malay biker dude in Kampung Baru in KL.
* Is there such a condition as Nymphomania or is it merely a cherished male Tagger fantasy?
* Is it really inadvisable for Taggers to have banana leaf rice before a BarSonic night out?
* Is it true that eskimo men lend their wives to strangers?
* Do Puteri Umno members wear pink lingerie?
* What's the origin of the 'Yaya Papaya' phrase?
* Scarlett Johansson, Ashton Kutcher, Ben Liew and Simon Cowell all have twin brothers?
* You can only ever fold a Juice magazine page in half 7 times.
* Is Auntie Rosmah a cross-dressing zombie?

GINETTE & TWILIGHT ACTIONGIRL will leave no stone unturned in their quest to get to the bottom of the world's greatest adult mysteries and more this Friday. Loud, a little bit crude but amazingly entertaining, WHERE DO INDIE ZOMBIE NUDISTS KEEP THEIR HANKIES? is the perfect night out for the special person in your life. You never know where it might lead...

And as usual, if you need guestlist, just reply to this e-mail with your personal details. If you have submitted before then all we need is just your name. Otherwise full name, e-mail, HP and IC no in an Excel sheet please.

This one will ROCK HARD, we promise.

Have a good week!

Rakan Joget Anda,
TAG

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talk about genitte from astreal. my my. astreal!!! why the sunburst didnt become the platform for regional music?? sigh..

Posted by mofo on 23 April

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