The ninja Khottal photo shoot!

As if it isn’t hard enough to get the nine guys and one girl of Khottal together in the same place at the same time for a photo shoot for Junk, we had to go and crank the difficulty level up to ten: we went ninja on this one, cause we like living on the edge like that. So we took Khottal on a few Putra LRT rides, and despite admonition from the Man (the Putra LRT dudes), we got ‘r done!

2200hrs Junk and Khottal meet up at Central Market (Pasar Seni) in KL.

2210hrs We board the train to Kelana Jaya, which means we have roughly half an hour to make it work.

2212hrs The Junk + Khottal massive try and get decent working folk to change seats. It’s an ugly job, but someone’s gotta do it.

2214hrs Foiled! An LRT guy boards the train!

2215hrs We try and keep a low profile so as to not attract the attention of Mr. LRT, but it feels like a lawatan sambil belajar [school trip] with Junk as the weary, underpaid teachers. We take some ninja shots, but every time the LRT guy gives us a stare we put our cameras down. He looks heavy, and we wouldn’t want to be pinned down by him, while he drags us to his leader. “You iz taking peectures, Mista Bond?” the big boss nasty will say, while crushing the memory card with his shoe. After which, we will be fed to sharks.

2230hrs The train begins to empty out. Then success! LRT guy disappears.

2240hrs We arrive at Kelana Jaya. While we try and rush all the passengers off, we quickly get Khottal to fill up the last carriage and we snap away until the doors close! But curses! LRT guy has called his henchman, and he chases us off the train. But the good guys  (that's us) won in the end, the plans are out of the hands of the Soviets and the world is saved!