WTF: The Picard Song

Tue, 14/07/09 - 18:44PM | Filed in blog by fil | Views: 964 | Comments: 2

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This will only be funny to you if you were, in your youth, awestruck by Jean-Luc Picard’s colonial master pimpness. Picard is the kind of pimp who walks into someone else’s Turkish harem and goes “Women! Come hither and make it so.” That doesn’t actually happen in the smarmy Star Trek: The Next Generation series, but should.

'The Picard Song' was made by DarkMateria, who has also has a 'Worf Song' on his MySpace, and set to video by k3vinmartin.

Special thanks to Pop (Goes The Weasel).

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2 comments
Default_user

skala gay: no. 1 >>>>> data >> picard > worf >> mamat hitam bergoggle

Posted by cardinal sin on 15 July
Default_user

jean luc picard kan dia kapten yang gay? tapi lagu ni amat un-gay. malah klip video ni menonjolkan bakat puitis dan gelagat machonya.

Posted by picadiddly-o on 15 July

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