Versus! Faizal Tahir vs Chris Daughtry

In the spirit of Mad magazine's Spy vs Spy, we decided to pit two reality TV series contestants against each other. Well step right up, FAIZAL TAHIR from Malaysia's One In A Million and CHRIS DAUGHTRY from American Idol. Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbblllleeeeeeeeeee.

STATS

Faizal Tahir

Weight: Errrrr, however heavy you think a Malay Superman would be + the rendang and ketupat and lemang and kuih Raya eaten just a few months back.

Abilities: He thinks he's Superman. Taking off shirts during live performances (actually I think the latter is more gangster).

Whe He Would Win: Supes is by far one of the most imba(lanced) heroes on planet Earth. And finding kryptonite in this part of the world would be a bit problematic. And dude, this guy may not really be the Man of Steel, but he definitely has balls of steel. In a country where Beyonce is deemed to be too racy this guy has the temerity to take off his shirt LIVE. And he's got more hair than Daughtry.

Chris Daughtry

Weight: The next time you're in a gym find the nearest beefcake and ask him how much he weighs.

Abilities: Getting positive reviews from Simon Cowell. Looks like Vin Diesel and probably could pull off a mean choke slam.

Why He Would Win: This guy could make Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" sound manly and even nice to layan. That is sick. He's a man's man. This guy is the real deal and he knows it. Chris could probably woo all the higher-ups at 8TV and make them threaten to ban Faizal from TV for another three months and make him issue apologies profusely - just for the hell of it. Or sing "Kryptonite" and make Faizal's heart melt like many a girl has to his vocals. But then again with Faizal's legion of kakaks and mak ciks, you never really know who'd win.

Well who do you have your money on? Comment and let us know!